09-27-2023, 11:32 PM
I now totally understand Chinese god mythos. Go on. Ask me anything.
Except about the three-eyed dude in the after-credits teaser (that got a laugh out me, because I'm notoriously bad at telling jokes, and am particularly famous for mistelling the joke about how many ears Spock has, the correct punchline being, Three, a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier, only my version is, Three, a left ear, a right ear, and another ear in the center of the forehead. There's gotta be a similar joke about the three-eyed guy that I can mess up.
I tried to explain the movie to LCF when I got home. But after describing the flying ape I'd start talking tornados and a dog and about a house landing on a witch, and obviously I'd drifted into the wrong movie. But what about that flying ape? I kinda lost it when that cropped up. Other than that, everything made perfect sense.
Oh, who am I kidding? I'm never going to understand the half of this. But it was a glorious mess of sensory overload. And those credits. Those credits were like a second feature that threatened to outclass the movie itself.
But such a movie could never be outclassed.
LCF asked when the next in the series would be out. I said when the director had fully recovered from making this one.
Except about the three-eyed dude in the after-credits teaser (that got a laugh out me, because I'm notoriously bad at telling jokes, and am particularly famous for mistelling the joke about how many ears Spock has, the correct punchline being, Three, a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier, only my version is, Three, a left ear, a right ear, and another ear in the center of the forehead. There's gotta be a similar joke about the three-eyed guy that I can mess up.
I tried to explain the movie to LCF when I got home. But after describing the flying ape I'd start talking tornados and a dog and about a house landing on a witch, and obviously I'd drifted into the wrong movie. But what about that flying ape? I kinda lost it when that cropped up. Other than that, everything made perfect sense.
Oh, who am I kidding? I'm never going to understand the half of this. But it was a glorious mess of sensory overload. And those credits. Those credits were like a second feature that threatened to outclass the movie itself.
But such a movie could never be outclassed.
LCF asked when the next in the series would be out. I said when the director had fully recovered from making this one.