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  Pretty Lethal
Posted by: Drunk Monk - 3 hours ago - Forum: Amazon Prime - No Replies

(02-26-2026, 12:30 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: Pretty Lethal


A catty fivesome of ballerinas are on the way to a prestigious competition in Hungary and their bus breaks down. They walk to a funky inn, but it’s really a hangout for gangsters run by a psycho Uma Thurman who was a ballerina until she suffered a permanent injury. All hell breaks loose and the ballerinas must fight their way out.

It’s a slim premise, surely the fallout from Ballerina, but it’s 87north, the reigning kings of ultravi, so I gotta watch to keep my fan card. Nowadays, 87N is delivering films they enjoy making, stuff that shows of their choreographic panache, and not necessarily that good on any other level. The fights here are ok - the ballet schtick is creative and funny, but akin to Love Hurts, underwhelming for their usual fare. I confess, I thought the claw hammer getting stuck in a villain’s head was funny. And the ballet melee works ok for laughs and stunts. I also liked the box cutter blade toe shoes despite their unfeasibility. My biggest disappointment was when Princess (the snooty ballerina) walks into a room of swords but chooses a crossbow. There’s a psychedelic trip in the beginning which is mildly funny but underdeveloped and quickly abandoned. This film does have good gal power. 

Not overly D00M recommended. It might amuse PPFY for an hour and a half if he has nothing better to do.

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  Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Posted by: Drunk Monk - Yesterday, 01:49 PM - Forum: HBO Max - Replies (2)

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  The Rise of the Red Hot Chili Peppers: Our Brother, Hillel
Posted by: thatguy - Yesterday, 01:48 PM - Forum: Netflix Movie - Replies (2)



I liked it. It covered quite a lot of ground, was a nice tribute to Hillel, touching, sad. 

TIL: He played on the demo, but Hillel didn't play on the first RHCP album (which I thought was their best, but I learned from the doc, it has only Flea and Anthony on it). 

Recommended if you like music documentaries...

--tg

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  Second Life (2024)
Posted by: Drunk Monk - 03-23-2026, 10:02 AM - Forum: Other Streaming - No Replies

I was randomly surfing YouTube like I do and this popped up. It stars Philip Ng, who I know personally, and Yuen Qiu, who you may remember as the Landlady in Kung Fu Hustle, or the Karate girl in You Only Live Twice, or as I think of her, one of the seven Little Fortunes alongside with Jackie Chan, Sammy Hung, etc. 

Phil plays a gangster who quickly rises up in the ranks, but then is double crossed at a party where he is blinded. Yep, another blind master. Yuen Qiu is a Kung Fu master/Chinese doctor, who kills a gang boss that set up her cop husband, and gets set to jail. She quickly takes out the jail shot caller, who dominates the toilet paper market, and has a baby, who gets taken away by her jailers. That's all in flashback. Enter Phil, years later, who is tasked to impersonate her long lost son, in a long game revenge play, but then a genuine bond develops. Oh, and she has Alzheimers. 

It play snout like a Kung Fu dramedy, with some crazy juggling fight scenes and amusing over-the-top assassins (a villainess with switchblade-spiked high heels is particularly entertaining). I am biased, of course, because I always enjoy seeing Phil on screen. He gets few emotional scenes too and it's good to see his range. Yuen Qiu seems typecast now as landlady types, older women with fantastic Kung Fu, and that works. It's good to see an older women kick a lotta ass. She still moves very well. 

Mildly D00M recommended. 

Seen here on YouTube:

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  Hail Mary (2026)
Posted by: Greg - 03-23-2026, 08:53 AM - Forum: Doom Movies - Replies (7)

Hail Mary!

That was a bit of alright. I read the book. And it was the usual Andy Wier competency porn. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller pare it way down but still keep the heart of a really good hard sci-fi movie. 

Grace is a scientist tasked with flying to Tau-Ceti in the hopes of finding out why this astrophage that is eating our sun is not destroying Tau-Ceti. Gosling does a really good job of playing astronaut grace bumbling towards the answer. There are numerous funny bits. There are numerous really tense action bits. And there are really sad bits. Even knowing a bunch of the twists going in did not lessen the impact of the movie. Sandra Hüller who plays Ezra Stratt as the no fucks to give head of the Hail Mary project does an astounding job.

Will see this again. Did I mention wears a 49er jersey?

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  Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
Posted by: Drunk Monk - 03-22-2026, 11:34 PM - Forum: Netflix Movie - No Replies

(02-05-2025, 10:36 AM)Greg Wrote: Jurassic World: Rebirth. July

This franchise isn't tired at all.


The latest installment of the Jurassic franchise is set in the near future when dinos have reestablished themselves on earth but mostly in zoos or near the equator (which is now globally banned for travel). But the three biggest dinos might have the solution to cardiac issues, so ScarJo leads a team into the forbidden zone but not before rescuing a family that were sailing the ocean nearby and were shipwrecked near there.

Again, it’s all about the dinos. There’s like a dozen of more scenes where the dino rises behind someone quietly and that someone is so frightened that they don’t look back right away - it’s like the main franchise cliche aside from people getting chomped. And you know who’s going to survive - it’s the characters wifh the most backstory. 

This adds mutate dinos - the mutant rex is like the bastard child of Snoke and a xenomorph. 

Ultimately, it’s more of the same, cool dino effects and everyone is in peril of being chomped. If you like the Jurassic franchise, definitely see it because it seems to be a timeline from the first one (I’ve missed a few and can’t even say what number this installment is. It was a side eye watch while folding laundry and surfing the web on my phone. But if you’re not into it (judging by the lack of Jurassic reviews here, none of us are) not going to D00M rec tbis.

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  Happy Raptor Day!
Posted by: Greg - 03-22-2026, 10:03 AM - Forum: Testimonials - Replies (2)

Hail, the Jurassic Christ. Let us prey.

Happy Raptor Day!

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  Unbroken chain @ the Mo
Posted by: Drunk Monk - 03-20-2026, 07:42 PM - Forum: Doom Music - Replies (15)

Soundcheck
Wheel

Slipknot>franklins


Wharf 
Speedway
Touch

Came up early to eat in Japantown - smashed some seafood ramen thst was super tasty - corn based broth. Then they fed us here at the Mo (in the past they’ve cashed us out) so I had a second dinner of curry over rice, roasted veggies and some fine cheeses. Seeing a lot of friends already. 
Gonna be a scorcher.

Box to open
Appropo

Bumped into Alexandra from the dog park - we met after Bobby’s memoria

Music never stopped

It’s sweltering in here

Had our first call

Syncopal - heat

12 people on stage
They do sound good
Full

Row jimmy

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  RIP Chuck Norris
Posted by: Drunk Monk - 03-20-2026, 08:06 AM - Forum: Testimonials - Replies (8)

Heard he was in the ER yesterday and posted that on the KFM forum.

We crossed paths when I was just starting to compete at martial arts tournaments. That must’ve been the early 80s. He was a VIP guest at a large tournament in San Jose, I think. Honestly I only remember that he was a judge at the finals and a leading competitor - George Chung maybe - did his form in a way that he threw a flurry of punches at Chuck’s face. Chuck didn’t flinch.

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  Great Ideas Start Here
Posted by: thatguy - 03-18-2026, 01:19 PM - Forum: Issues - Replies (2)

I didn't look to see if anyone had already come up with this, but I think this could be huge:

STROLLER DERBY
Like a demolition derby, but with strollers. Little tikes in protective gear. Death Race 2000 style strollers, moms with Roller Derby-esque nicknames like: Bad Mamma Jamma

--tg

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