01-29-2006, 08:20 PM
Vampires are real. You've met them. You may have even slept with them. They suck your qi. The classic psychic vampire stares just a little to long into your eyes, as if looking to see their own reflection. They follow you around, always passive-agressive, always with their hand out looking for you to kick something down to them. They are usually average looking people, non-descript physically, often with slightly loud fashion quirks. They are very prevalent amongst the New Agers as well as with recovered addicts. You usually have to be outright rude to get through to them, then they act hurt and innocent. Beware psychic vampires.
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