NTTG 2026

[Drunk Monk]

Day 1 of a 3 day online Ontraport boot camp. Today is all about things that pertain to CRM (my main duty for YMAA). Never been to an online seminar like this. It goes from 8:30 to 5:30 with breaks.

[Greg]

Finishing staining the fence. Move a bunch of branches I cut off one of the trees.

[Drunk Monk]

Day 1 of a 3 day online Ontraport boot camp. 

Oof. I need more snacks for this...

[Drunk Monk]

Day 1 of a 3 day online Ontraport boot camp. 

Oof. I need more snacks for this...

And more stimulants…

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Day 1 of a 3 day online Ontraport boot camp. 

Oof. I need more snacks for this...

And more stimulants…

Currently in ‘just shoot me now’ mode

Online boot camps suk.

[Drunk Monk]

Day 2 of a 3 day online Ontraport boot camp

Today covers a lot of topics that don’t pertain to me so much. Plus we made a snack run yestereve so I’m loaded with nuts, chips, crackers & cheese. My bossmang is part of this and he’s got such a hard on for this that he has to call me right afterwards and chat about it for another half hour. It’s just him & me on this from YMAA.

[Drunk Monk]

Day 2 of a 3 day online Ontraport boot camp

Worse than Rooftop, Crime 101 and Mercy combined, and it goes from 8:30 to 5:30. At least today has had more hands on project where I got to get frustrated building stuff that didn't always work. 

the 'shoot me now' mode persists...

[Greg]

What is the purpose of an Ontraport boot camp? I didn't get the memo.

[thatguy]

Day 2 of a 3 day online Ontraport boot camp

Worse than Rooftop, Crime 101 and Mercy combined, and it goes from 8:30 to 5:30. At least today has had more hands on project where I got to get frustrated building stuff that didn't always work. 

the 'shoot me now' mode persists...

Do they offer a specially themed popcorn bucket? 

-tg

[Drunk Monk]

What is the purpose of an Ontraport boot camp? 

Ontraport is a CRM program that I use extensively for YMAA. It’s one of those monster programs that’s constantly upgrading so how things are done changes a lot. Thst way they can sell these Boot camp programs to the poor schlubs (aka DM) who have to use and navigate it. I am learning some new tricks and hacks, just enough to force me to pay attention. Just had a Wi-Fi crash and lost a bit, but it’s all being recorded to which we have exclusive access.

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Do they offer a specially themed popcorn bucket? 

-tg
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NO! But we did get some popcorn on our snack, cheese & wine run last night. 
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Do they offer a specially themed popcorn bucket? 

-tg
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[Drunk Monk]

Day 3 of a 3 day online Ontraport boot camp. Today ends at 3:30 so I can take Yuki on his walky at the normal time. Then yoga tonight.

[Greg]

Send more documents to my tax man. I've been waiting by the mailbox for the returns. I guess that was just wishful thinking. I need to write a tactful letter to a film festival about goals and premiere status. This will be easy because if there is one thing I am, it's tactful.

[Drunk Monk]

 I need to write a tactful letter to a film festival about goals and premiere status. This will be easy because if there is one thing I am, it's tactful.

Hey faux pas kid, this sounds like a job for AI

[Greg]

Fuck AI.

[thatguy]

I was just going to say "Have you heard about AI"?

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

I was just going to say "Have you heard about AI"?

--tg

Great minds…*

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Fuck AI.

Well, AI doesnt use deodorant

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*AI told me to say that.