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#346
01-26-2026, 07:10 AM
Very excited to see someone in Japan watched Iron Crotch for 24 seconds!
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#347
01-27-2026, 07:05 AM
Just received this message from the Shanghai Film Festival.

Shanghai Film Festival wrote Wrote:尊敬的siff 徐铮先生/女士：
非常感谢您的节目报名第30届上海电视节。我们已经收到您提交的节目报名资料，以下为您的节目报名信息：
节目编号：null
节目名称：Iron Crotch
上海电视节将以严谨的专业态度对待每一部报名节目，入围结果将会在2026年5月中旬于官网公布并邮件通知入围片方。
入围节目主创须亲临现场参加下述活动：
1、“荣耀之夜”上海电视节白玉兰奖提名活动
2、“白玉兰绽放”颁奖典礼暨上海电视节闭幕式
如您有任何问题，请随时联系您所申报单元的负责人。 祝您的节目在上海电视节取得成功！
    上海电视节
地址：上海市静安区康定路211号，艺海大厦20层
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#348
01-27-2026, 09:21 AM
MUST attend in person if you win! It could be a trap...

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01-27-2026, 09:31 AM (This post was last modified: 01-27-2026, 09:32 AM by Greg.)
(01-27-2026, 09:21 AM)thatguy Wrote: MUST attend in person if you win! It could be a trap...

--tg

Totally a trap.

In other news, Taiwan has weighed in with 6 minutes of viewing. 2:50 minutes in Xitun and 3:10 in Taichung.
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#350
01-27-2026, 10:26 AM
Shanghai rocks. 

Actually, I've only been through the airport. But the airport ROCKS!

When did your Chinese name become Xu Sheng?
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#351
01-27-2026, 10:43 AM
(01-27-2026, 10:26 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: When did your Chinese name become Xu Sheng?

You break my heart. It's always been Xu Sheng.
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#352
01-27-2026, 11:31 AM
(01-27-2026, 10:43 AM)Greg Wrote: You break my heart. 

That’s been my goal here all along, all the way back to when I first wrote about Iron Crotch to lure you in.

Yep, it’s been a long game.

And now my work is done.
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#353
01-27-2026, 11:34 AM
Yay? Congratulations?
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01-27-2026, 12:11 PM
(01-27-2026, 11:34 AM)Greg Wrote: Yay? Congratulations?

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#355
01-27-2026, 01:51 PM
My buttock tattoo.
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#356
01-27-2026, 02:20 PM
(01-27-2026, 12:11 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote:
(01-27-2026, 11:34 AM)Greg Wrote: Yay? Congratulations?

[Image: iu-27.jpeg?fit=1125%2C1200&ssl=1&w=640]

That is the image I think of when I think of you two...

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01-27-2026, 02:45 PM
Hence, the tattoo.
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01-27-2026, 02:46 PM (This post was last modified: 01-27-2026, 02:53 PM by Drunk Monk.)
(01-27-2026, 01:51 PM)Greg Wrote: My buttock tattoo.

You mean your tramp stamp? Or is it square on one of your cheeks? If so, right or left?

No wait.

WAIT!!

I do not want to know. TMI, bro.



(01-27-2026, 02:20 PM)thatguy Wrote:
(01-27-2026, 12:11 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote:
(01-27-2026, 11:34 AM)Greg Wrote: Yay? Congratulations?

[Image: iu-27.jpeg?fit=1125%2C1200&ssl=1&w=640]

That is the image I think of when I think of you two...

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fair

And the football is the iron crotch. Both are kicking targets.

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#359
01-27-2026, 03:31 PM
Dude, please. If I wanted to say tramp stamp, I would have said tramp stamp. It's on the left obvs.
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