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09-09-2025, 04:46 AM
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I’m in an intensely hot bath, examining my scars, particularly the insect bites I’ve received lately, like I do regularly irl. I notice there’s a face-like pattern on my left foot. There are two eyes, a feint nose, a clear mouth and a sort of unibrow. As I examine it, it swells to become 3D and more distinct. It starts to tell me to do bad things. I realize it’s a growing problem and start pondering the best way to saw my left foot off.
I knew I shouldn’t have finished my mom’s leftover birthday cake while watching Mad God.
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Another dumb dream that ended with me trying to get a selfie with my clone.
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A Greg dream.
Because he’s so dreamy.
I’m at Greg’s parents’ house with Greg but it’s not Lynch manor. It’s a huge beautiful mansion, filled with elegant furniture and stuff. We have to senam in because there are workers there doing something. Then the phone rings and an answering machine picks it up and it’s an urgent call to Greg. He’s now asleep in a large bedroom (the dream skipped about that way). I peek in the door and he wakes saying ‘wut?’ I tell him of the call and we find a secret passage which leads us to a small thick book. It’s a neatly written journal by Greg’s mom in tiny font that covers years and years of daily entries - a treasure to most people’s mind but Greg is dubious.
I woke up because I thought I had to pee but not really.
Psychoanal: we just fired our architect for the kitchen remodel at my mom’s house because she was a jerk. I looked at my phone before going to sleep like I do and must’ve read one of Greg’s posts. That’s my guess at least.
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(12-12-2025, 08:50 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: A Greg dream.
Because he’s so dreamy.
I’m at Greg’s parents’ house with Greg but it’s not Lynch manor. It’s a huge beautiful mansion, filled with elegant furniture and stuff. We have to senam in because there are workers there doing something.
I practice my dreaminess to keep it fresh.
Don't you hate it when you have to senam in?
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(12-12-2025, 09:18 AM)Greg Wrote: Don't you hate it when you have to senam in?
WTF spelchuk?!
That should be sneak. WTF is senam?!
I've been contemplating posting a spelchuk thread where I type quickly on my phone late at night and just let the spelchuk convert it to poetry.
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To be clear, when I type in 'senam' spelchuk wants to change it. I have to force it to accept that spelling. Your spelchuk really hates you.
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Spelchuk hates me for all the pinyin & patois.
fair
At the very least, I’ve trained spelchuk to write ‘spelchuk’
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(12-13-2025, 09:02 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: At the very least, I’ve trained spelchuk to write ‘spelchuk’
Same.
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