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(11-03-2021, 05:40 AM)Greg Wrote: Lasers are cooler than hedge trimmers.
fair... but when do we get the laser hedge trimmers?
i still want my phaser.
I remember taking a college course where the professor identified the prostate as the point of sexual pleasure. I don't remember which class that was - a psych class definitely. I remember the prof saying they discovered this by inserting a catheter with a small inflatable balloon and working it up the urethra, inflating it at every half centimeter or so and asking the testee (not a pun) to describe the experience. To put some life in the lecture, the prof mimicked what he imagined the dialog to be. It went something like "how's that?" "nope" "how about here?" "nothing" "how about now?" "that feels pretty good." The prof went on to postulate that stimulation of the prostate enhances sexual pleasure and that was probably why men enjoy being penetrated for anal sex or having a finger up their ass when climaxing.
ummm, so I've heard.
That was one of the many lectures that stuck in my brain. Getting a degree in psych was weird.
But this is about cranefly's prostate. We'll all be crossing our legs tomorrow as our form of D00M thoughts & prayers.
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Crossing our legs and putting the plug back in.
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(11-03-2021, 09:24 AM)Greg Wrote: Crossing our legs and putting the plug back in.
Why am I seeing memories of Legbone and his anal plug in my mind's eye right now? It's wrong. It's so wrong.
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The ghosts, they haunt you. They never let you go.
Thankfully, I don't have that image in my storage.
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Legbone got this box of sex toys once. He bought it because included in the box was something called 'the anal intruder' and he thought that was hilarious. Also included was a butt plug. That was the first time I'd been exposed to a butt plug so I have Legbone to thank for that. He used to bring that box to MQ6 parties and threaten everyone with it. In retrospect, that's so Legbone.
I'm glad he brought a vial of human blood to his first D00M gathering instead. So Legbone...
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(11-03-2021, 08:52 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: (11-03-2021, 05:40 AM)Greg Wrote: Lasers are cooler than hedge trimmers.
I remember taking a college course where the professor identified the prostate as the point of sexual pleasure. I don't remember which class that was - a psych class definitely. I remember the prof saying they discovered this by inserting a catheter with a small inflatable balloon and working it up the urethra, inflating it at every half centimeter or so and asking the testee (not a pun) to describe the experience. To put some life in the lecture, the prof mimicked what he imagined the dialog to be. It went something like "how's that?" "nope" "how about here?" "nothing" "how about now?" "that feels pretty good." The prof went on to postulate that stimulation of the prostate enhances sexual pleasure and that was probably why men enjoy being penetrated for anal sex or having a finger up their ass when climaxing.
ummm, so I've heard.
That was one of the many lectures that stuck in my brain. Getting a degree in psych was weird.
You need schoolin', ain't no fooolin'
Gonna learn about the back door, man, ya!
--tg
I'm home with a catheter and bag installed, am peeing a bit of blood, but that's normal.
I get a checkup (and catheter removal, if all goes well) in a week.
Just so you know...
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Rest easy. Take care of yourself. Glad you came out of the surgery with a parting gift.
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The Schroedinger's Cancer surgeon has opted not to operate. The doctor, in an online discussion, said the hospital wanted to do the consult from an over abundance of caution. The Queen will revisit Schroedinger in about six months.
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(11-09-2021, 06:10 AM)Greg Wrote: The Schroedinger's Cancer surgeon has opted not to operate. The doctor, in an online discussion, said the hospital wanted to do the consult from an over abundance of caution. The Queen will revisit Schroedinger in about six months.
Harrumph. Where are you two on this? I choose to see this as a “glass half full” situation. Not an ideal one, but better than some.
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We are good. At this time, not having surgery was the best possible outcome. This mass in the boob has been there a long time. It doesn't grow or change. It's just there. This is the first time they've moved to slightly concerned about it.
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Agreed. Always avoid surgery if possible.
How does tQ feel about this D00M boob chat?
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She knows we are boobs.
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Suddenly I've craving chocolate chip cookies...
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