Brain circus insomnia

[Greg]

Excellent. Spread the blame. It's always the other dog.

[Drunk Monk]

Right?

On of our neighbors has a new puppy that howls a lot. That's the same neighbor that practices heavy metal guitar riffs a lot but they aren't at 3 am. 

Yuki has been great cover for farting too. I got these Blue Mountain dog biscuits with yogurt in them, as if dogs care about yogurt. Makes him fart. We've dubbed them 'fart biscuits'. He just looks at me when he does. I think he's waiting for reaction and has yet to connect my distress with his farting. 

Alas...living with dogs.

[thatguy]

Great band name (already taken): "Blame the Dog"

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

Great band name (already taken): "Blame the Dog"

--tg

 
I was thinking 'Fart Biscuits' would be good. Didn't web search that though. Kinda scared to look. Who knows what kind of ads that'll bring in?

[thatguy]

I recall getting some weird results when I was searching for ideas for a "male gypsy" costume a few years ago...

There should be a list of queries to use "Safe Search" mode on:

Loose Slots
Black Holes

--tg

[Drunk Monk]

Gawddammit. I got a busy few days ahead where I must write like a demon to make deadline along with juggle axes and chainsaw tasks. I really need to sleep. 

Damnable daylight savings time.

[Drunk Monk]

Same thoughts as the previous post but I can’t blame daylight savings. The upcoming week has a few twists. I think the pandemic has made me so stuck in my routine that whenever there’s a few variations, my brain circus kicks in. Plus for the past 8 years I’ve woken early to face the hwy17 commute. Now I sleep in until 7 or 8 (luvin it) but every once in a while, the old reflex kicks in.

[Greg]

Brain on at 3:10!

[Drunk Monk]

Didn’t sleep well last night at all. Contemplated posting here several times, but then I would admit to it and have to wake up enough to access my phone. But now I’m up an hour before I need to be and doubtful I can reclaim that last hour of sleep.

Again I blame the twists of an unusual pandemic week. It’s going to be a rough road back to whatever the new norm will be. I’ve grown accustomed to my sheltered life. I like my mask and social distancing. Sure I miss gatherings but I’m content being isolated too.

[Greg]

Snapped up at 3:15

tQ shared with me an article yesterday that people that don't get at least 7 hours of solid sleep at night are prone to dementia. With that thought in my head, I'll be getting even less sleep now.

[Drunk Monk]

tQ shared with me an article yesterday that people that don't get at least 7 hours of solid sleep at night are prone to dementia. With that thought in my head, I'll be getting even less sleep now.

Oof. I feel ya here, bro.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Snapped up at 3:15

tQ shared with me an article yesterday that people that don't get at least 7 hours of solid sleep at night are prone to dementia. With that thought in my head, I'll be getting even less sleep now.

We’re all doomed.

[Greg]

It's right there in the Group Name.

[King Bob]

I read about that. They called the findings "modest but significant," but the numbers were all self-reported data, so it could be faulty.

[Drunk Monk]

Lately my sleep schedule is around midnight to 6/7, but more recently, I’ve been getting sleepy around 10 or so. If I go down early, I often wake in the middle of the night like right now. Stacy is a sunrise-sunset person so she’s up and to bed earlier than me. 

My mom’s dentist has me thinking negative thoughts.