Who is this guy?

[Greg]

Can we stop you?

[Drunk Monk]

Can we stop you?

[Greg]

I figured.

[Drunk Monk]

I figured.

[Drunk Monk]

Winifred Austin is Steve Austin's younger sister but she can't wrassle because she only got a bionic armpit.

[Drunk Monk]

No luv for Edith Washington? Saw her slingin adidas and wedding rings last night but was too lazy to comment. 

And thanks Greg for overseeing the janitorial duties.

[Greg]

In a change of pace, Harold sells hats.

[Drunk Monk]

King Belloc tried to usurp the kingdom of King Bob by leading an unsuccessful raid on the castle. King Bob froze King Belloc's invading troops with the power of his "police stare" combined with his non-Euclidean snake dancing which caused them to either flee or join forces. 

Now all King Belloc can do is sell shoes. But beware King Bob. Once King Belloc sells enough of them to pay off his student loans, he's coming for revenge.

[Greg]

Wasn't King Belloc's brother digging in the wrong spot?

[Drunk Monk]

Wasn't King Belloc's brother digging in the wrong spot?

aren't we all? 

sad.

[Greg]

Oh, Dale Louis with your Braciale Dodo Uomos. I'm almost tempted.

[Drunk Monk]

Moore Willard was another T-swizzle stalker. Dm met him in a bar once after Tay-tay's last tour. He bought Dm a drink and a tired Dm fell for that ol' 'bought you a drink, now you must listen to me rant and babble.' It really harshed Dm's post swifty buzz.

[Drunk Monk]

Adelaide Euphemia is an unfortunate moniker from an 80s pulp sci-fi paperback.

[Greg]

I would buy anything from ever loving Adelaide.

[Drunk Monk]

Even some hatss?