What's your favorite single malt?

[Drunk Monk]

I only drink the cheap stuff,

Yeah, well by comparison, we all are.  It's not like anyone in DOOM hit the jackpot in terms of lucrative careers.  

But no regrets.

We followed our....

...passions.  

[King Bob]

In my case, I think I may have just stumbled about, and I landed here.

[Drunk Monk]

I think we all kind of did that.

'Cept for PPFY.  He doggedly followed that perverse knicker fetish of his and see where that got him.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Hmph. Some of us knicker, some of us fetish. I knicker.

[cranefly]

In case anyone is interested.

SAN JOSE

5th Annual Whiskies of the World®
March 22, 2018
6:00 PM – 10:00 PM
Benefitting Casa Circulo Cultural
www.circulocultural.org 

Marriott San Jose

301 S Market St
San Jose, CA 95113

https://whiskiesoftheworld.com/san-jose/

[Drunk Monk]

Saw that.  It's a $100 buy in for 3 hours, $125 for 4 hours.  Tempting...very tempting... but then I'd be stuck in San Jo trying to sober up on a Thurs nite.  That'd be like my college daze.

[Greg]

I think you misspelled college. It's actually spelled E-V-E-R-Y

[Drunk Monk]

I’m never in San Jo anymore.

Okay, well I was there last night.

Never mind. 

[Drunk Monk]

Powers Gold Label
Bushmills Black Bush
Jameson Black Barrel

My valentines gifts from Stacy

Today, our alcoholic neighbor was passed out in the gutter in front of his house across the street for quite some time while I was at work. Stacy texted me the details over the course of the day. His wife appeared, secured their 1+ year old baby and left. 911 was called and an ambulance took him away. A few months ago, there was another incident where the police came. Stacy had a weird Valentine’s Day, but her last client of the night cancelled at the last minute (this is a big massage day) and when that happens, she still gets paid in full. 

I might have some more Jameson...or maybe some of my Teelings. Got a reputation to uphold and now plenty of ammo. Happy valentines!

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

I think she wants to get you drunk so that she can take advantage of you.

[Drunk Monk]

As if she needed to get me drunk for that.  It's more like she wants to knock me out so I stop babbling about Kung Fu and swordfights.  I can't say I blame her for that.  

[Greg]

None of us can.

[Drunk Monk]

Oh come on.  You luv swordfights.  We all luv swordfights.  That's one of the few things that bond us.

You know what you luv more?  Transcribing stories of people talking about swordfights.  Especially when they don't really have any swordfight stories.

Swordfights forever!

But if you're not with us...there's always whiskey.

[Drunk Monk]

Happy year of the dog.

Personally I find JW to be way overrated for its ridiculous price tag.  It's the whisky for rich poseurs.  But this really amused me because of its obvious demographic marketing.

JOHNNIE WALKER®BLUE LABEL YEAR OF THE DOG LIMITED EDITION DESIGN
BUY NOW


Celebrating this Chinese New Year, Johnnie Walker Blue Label announces the launch of Year of The Dog.
This limited edition design is inspired by the Dog as a symbol of prosperity. This unique and intricate design tells the story of Johnnie Walker and his clever canine companion journeying around the world, bringing good fortune to all as they rejoice in the arrival of the new year.
[img=500x0]https://www.johnniewalker.com/media/3538/cny_bottles_1000x1000.jpg[/img]

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Pander Bears