Tara Wisdom

[Drunk Monk]

T: "This is just like Clue."

[El Dingo]

The movie or the game?

The movie is pretty stupid but it's so fun to watch Tim Curry, Lee Ving, Christopher Lloyd, Madeline Kahn, Martin Mull just screwing around.

Don't think I ever saw all 4 endings.

Thinking of clue made me think of 'Murder by Death'.

Thinking of Lee Ving made me think of 'Dudes' which is STILL not on DVD. Damn I love that movie.

[Drunk Monk]

i'm told the movie was better on video because they showed all the endings. i imagine that's still true on dvd. i remember seeing it in the theaters and feeling cheated because they only released one ending.

[Drunk Monk]

After a fine day of miniature golf with the grandparents was sullied on the 16th hole by a dramatic episode of my father's incontinence that was extremely messy due a burst hemorrhoid:

DM: It's tough getting old.
T: It's tough to have a stroke.

[Drunk Monk]

DM: 'Check this out. I'm quoted in this article on the front page of the Wall Street Journal."

T: 'Pass me the comics'

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

We all would have said that.

[Drunk Monk]

this morning over b-fast, t was struggling with some division homework. dm tried to demonstrate carrying numbers in division with some pocket change, but it was going nowhere. t turned over the homework sheet and started to draw. dm asked why, to which t replied 'roger (the teacher) said we should draw on the back'. okaaaaay, that's that expensive hippie progressive school we've got her in. then dm looks at the drawing. it's a strange alien monster akin to a cockroach with the word DOOM written over it in clear concise capital letters. dm is understandably startled.

'why'd you write that?'
'i dunno' she replies and looks back at dm with one of those childlike stares you see in horror movie. if DOOM was a horror movie, this scene would surely be in the trailer.

beware strange alien monster akin to cockroaches...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

First off, Expensive Hippie? Does the whiplash hurt?

When are we getting a copy of the drawing?

[Drunk Monk]

....this from a Mac user?

I think she turned it in already. But if not, I'll try to get a copy.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Don't bother trying to get a copy. I'm sure the image will pop-up again. Real soon.

[Drunk Monk]

T: "Worst backpacking trip ever"

[Drunk Monk]

T has said that DM is forbidden to twerk. Like ever.

Today was the first day of her new expensive hippie HIGH school. Her freshman class has 10 students. School begins with the High School going on a whitewater raft trip down the middle fork of the American. She knows there will be water fights and a lot of hazing of the freshmen.

She has changed her name to Cat, but just at this school.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

T has said that DM is forbidden to twerk. Like ever.

I thought that was a given. Or at least a fervent wish.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

I thought that was a new DOOM Commandment ™. Thou shalt not twerk.

[Drunk Monk]

but we shouldn't disallow twerkees.