Tara Wisdom

[Drunk Monk]

Tara's first notable joke:

T: Mom, I'm more ready for Halloween than you.
S: What makes you say that?
T: I'm a boo-nette.

Tara just learned the word brunette

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I can't believe you'r not taking her to Vegoose. She's going to grow up bitter because of this abandonment.

[Drunk Monk]

Everything is music. There's music in the animals. There's music when Daddy does the dishes. Except for when Mommy does her email. That's not music. That's just tap tap tap tap.

[The Queen]

Is that just Mommy's email or all email? Mine are symphonies: sighs, shrieks, groans and the percussion of my head banging against the desk as well as all that key tapping.

[Drunk Monk]

i almost never go online at home. it feels like work.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Blasphemy! I love my computer. I love email. Especially the ones that offer pharmaceuticals at discount prices. I'm not getting a lot of messages from dead relatives in Nigeria, though. I guess they gave that money away to someone else. Time to go enlarge my penis.

(Is it odd that the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders run out onto the field from underneath a giant inflated football helmet that is sponsored by Levitra?)

[Drunk Monk]

i can be a horrid insomniac. disregard the last post.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

You are in so much trouble.

[Drunk Monk]

Believe it or not, I booted up this machine tonight to work on some writing for a personal project. But jsut like at work, I find myself drawn into the forum again. I can stop. Really. Sometimes I post just to get my keyborad fingers warmed up. Really...

[Legbone]

Gene,

If you only posted while at work, when do you work?

Greg,

Those emails are from me.

[Drunk Monk]

now i post at home. it's the damn dsl.

but in answer to your question, i write a lot, which means i work all the time. i'm even working when i'm sitting atop trippers sometimes, when i can remember it. writers are like that. we're not always there, not always on the same page - i mean that literally - while i write this to you i'm on page two of a dvd review and page one of a hawaii article. just look at cranefly - he's much worse than i am that way...

[Drunk Monk]

Tara at the end of Nanny McPhee:
"Villains always end up in the cake. If there's a cake, it will be full of villains at the end."

[El Dingo]

'tis true.

Great band name #109,676: A Cake Full of Villains

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

But whatever happened to Steel Cleavage?

[Drunk Monk]

Not Pumpkin ass? That's a fine name for *your* band, Greg.

The new band name is Gandhi's Bitch http://brotherhoodofdoom.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=266