Movies that were so godawful, even I couldn't get through it

[Greg]

I tried to watch the Kate Beckinsale movie Black Canary on Amazon Prime. Hard nope. Why do they think the blond wig is a cool disguise at this point? I think this one sat on the shelf for a long time because Ray Stevens who passed in May of 2023 is the male lead.

There is all kinds of stupid in this.

[Greg]

Family Pack (2024) French family gets transported back in time to fight werewolves in a French medieval town. Think Jumanji but not as good. Kevin Hart would have been an upgrade for this

I was on a roll last night. Couldn't make it through this either. I was about ten minutes into them being in the medieval village when I went to bed. I feel bad that Jean Reno is reduced to being in these pictures.

[Drunk Monk]

Dear Santa

A dyslexic kid writes to Santa but sends it to Satan. Satan is played by Jack Black. I got up to when Satan makes one of the kid’s teachers shit himself and bailed. And that wasn’t very far in.

Bailed on Amazon prime.

[Greg]

Thanks for the heads up. This was on my curiosity list. Now it is not.

[Drunk Monk]

Thanks for the heads up. This was on my curiosity list. Now it is not.

Fair trade for Black Canary & Family Pack.

In fact, I still owe you one…

[King Bob]

Jack Black has gotten into that Adam Sandler territory, where you should just skip it.

[Drunk Monk]

He's good in the Die Antwoord doc - http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...0#pid75750

But he was just playing himself. 

Yeah, I'm inclined to agree (and I never liked Sandler).

[Drunk Monk]

Krazy House (2024)

Modeled like an 80s sitcom, Nick Frost plays Bernie Christian, an over the top Christian schlub. His wife is a workaholic Alicia Silverstone and they have a daughter discovering her sexuality and a chemist son discovering drugs. Enter three Russian mobsters, a father and two sons, under the guise of workmen but really set on destroying their sitcom home in search of a hidden cash cache. Nick has flashes of murderous thoughts and visions of Jesus.

I kept hoping this a might go somewhere but it’s just goofy sitcom satire spattered with bloody violence and nonsense. Maybe it did get somewhere eventually. It felt as if it was working towards a vicious jab at Christians but I bailed when they blew the dog’s head off with a shotgun. 

So disappointing because I like both Nick & Alicia. 

Seen on Hoopla.