10-21-2008, 05:40 PM
Tagline: "Some movies go to far, others start there..."
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See, this is why illegally downloading movies is so important. There are some films you want to see, but do not wish to support. Like that one about creationism with Ben Stein. Do you want to encourage that behavior or just look at it through the window in of the padded cell door?
"Postal" (faithfully and loosely based on the PC game) is one of those films. Serving as a cathartic 'Fuck You' to anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together it gives Uwe Boll a platform of bad taste not seen since "Meet the Feebles".
SPOILER ALERT!!!
The movie opens with two Muslims in the cockpit of a hijacked plane. Their pride in the suicidal act they are about to perform erupts into an argument about how many virgins they get in paradise; Is it 99 or 100? How long does it take before you're bored of your alotted virgins? They rethink their plan and decide to fly to the Bahamas, at which point the passengers break in and crash the plane.
If you thought that was funny (which I did), then you may be amused by the rest of the film. It continues to ascend levels of offensive tastelessness that makes you want to tell 'The Aristrocats' joke to your mom. The scene of children being massacred in the theme park still makes me smile.
And this, my friends, is why some of you are encouraged not to associate with me.
Ply me with alcohol at the Xmas DOOM gathering and I may be persuaded to break it out.
Did I mention Dave Foley full-frontal and Vern Troyer as the voice of Crotchey?
See you in Hell!
nakeman:
Postal IMDB Link
See, this is why illegally downloading movies is so important. There are some films you want to see, but do not wish to support. Like that one about creationism with Ben Stein. Do you want to encourage that behavior or just look at it through the window in of the padded cell door?
"Postal" (faithfully and loosely based on the PC game) is one of those films. Serving as a cathartic 'Fuck You' to anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together it gives Uwe Boll a platform of bad taste not seen since "Meet the Feebles".
SPOILER ALERT!!!
The movie opens with two Muslims in the cockpit of a hijacked plane. Their pride in the suicidal act they are about to perform erupts into an argument about how many virgins they get in paradise; Is it 99 or 100? How long does it take before you're bored of your alotted virgins? They rethink their plan and decide to fly to the Bahamas, at which point the passengers break in and crash the plane.
If you thought that was funny (which I did), then you may be amused by the rest of the film. It continues to ascend levels of offensive tastelessness that makes you want to tell 'The Aristrocats' joke to your mom. The scene of children being massacred in the theme park still makes me smile.
And this, my friends, is why some of you are encouraged not to associate with me.
Ply me with alcohol at the Xmas DOOM gathering and I may be persuaded to break it out.
Did I mention Dave Foley full-frontal and Vern Troyer as the voice of Crotchey?
See you in Hell!
nakeman:
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