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The Queen and I were flipping through Channels, or I was flipping and the Queen was ignoring, when I came across a film on HBO with Don "The Dragon" Wilson. Yikes was it bad, for what I saw of it. In this film his martial arts skills were almost as pitiful as his action skills. I wish I could remember it's name. He's out in the woods trying to recover from I guess the death of his wife. He has some disk the mob, so they are sent out to get him. Through most of it, Don would rather shoot people than kick them to death.
Two Questions: Why aren't we watching more Don Wilson films and Where did he get the brass cojones to take the monikor "The Dragon"?
So much for the flickr badge idea. Dammit
Even restricting ourselves to just F-grade martial arts movies, Don Wilson stiill stands out as a remarkably under-powered screen presence.
When he's on the set, he's, uh, on the set. When he's home eating dinner, he's uh, home eating dinner.
When he's asleep, women need not fear him for any lurking sexsomnia impulses.
Little lurks within Don the Dragon Wilson.
--cranefly
Oh, crap, now I feel guilty. One should not speak ill of the living. Now, out of fairness, I must start a Don the Dragon Wilson fan club.
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Don the Dragon Wilson (and he's always called that, never just Don Wilson, not even just Don...) was a former champion turned fight commentator. He got a lot of press with IKF (that's the opposition, Greg, please to remember). Recently, he's offered to help out with our Tiger Claw Elite Championships, so I might be crossing paths with him sometime next year. I'll reserve my opinion of his work until then...
Shadow boxing the apocalypse
Right, Don "The Dragon" Wilson. He's like Stone Cold Steve Austin. Both appear to have written into their contracts that they'll always be referred to by their full name.
Stone Cold Steve Austin can actually be pretty cool. But I can't watch him anymore. If Lady Cranefly walks into the living room and catches me watching Pro Wrestling, she gets very upset. She thinks it's for idiots, I guess. Even if Stone Cold Steve Austin is on, it doesn't matter. She has absolutely no respect for Stone Cold Steve Austin -- or for me, when I'm watching him. But maybe I'd be okay watching Don "The Dragon" Wilson.
But I think Stone Cold Steve Austin could beat the Be "High Almighty" Jesus out of Don "The Dragon" Wilson ninety-nine times out of a hun-"non-negative integer"-dred .
--Crane "The Noise Maker" Fly
