My job is not so bad...

[Drunk Monk]

dammit

how tf does spelchuk get wood from wifi?

[Greg]

Your spelchuk is magic!

[King Bob]

Well you can get wood from wifi, but you have to go to the right websites.

[The Queen]

How much wood could a spelchuk chuck…?

[Drunk Monk]

Well here's a thread that demands some ttt-ing.

I just spent a weekend in Hellouston at full shuffle Shaolin tournament to return to screeners of a wacky fictional tournament. 
http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...2#pid74672
http://www.brotherhoodofdoom.com/doomFor...3#pid74713

I'm so spun right now with everything going on that I'm having trouble tracking stuff but I've got a few big days ahead before the weekend.

[Drunk Monk]

I realized a loose end I left dangling at YMAA, but oh well. That ship has sailed. A minor oversight in the grand scheme.

Also got an offer for a screener that I accepted because it’s online and I really want to see it.

[Drunk Monk]

I think I just picked up a new gig. More to come in a few months...

That's good because Cobra Kai concludes tomorrow and my final Cobra Kai articles are turned in, set to drop over the next few days. There are only two, but I've written dozens over the course of the six season run. I imagine I'll revisit it when the new movie drops later this year, but right now, I'm happy to be leaving the Karate world behind and get back to my Kung Fu, Samurai & Ninja genres.

[Drunk Monk]

More on that new gig to come in the beginning of May.

Meanwhile, a LinkedIn rep wants to meet with me for promotions of Yang's Oriental Arts Association Inc. Stupik LinkedIn bot. Can't even get our name right.

[Drunk Monk]

I got a 6% raise. Yay. I haven't got a raise since before the pandemic. 

Also, a profit sharing program is being launched retroactively going back to last year because business boomed for us.

[Greg]

Sweet

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Noice!

[King Bob]

Chancellor's office is stonewalling us on contract negotiations. We were supposed to have step raises implemented last November (voted on by state legislature) but they didn't do it. Now their offer is doing that now but our team is saying you need to give us the back pay. And they want the option to review our contract every year, which means they want the opportunity to keep putting the screws to us. Looks like we'll go on strike. I hope they set it for the first day of Fall semester.