Iron Crotch

[thatguy]

Woo hoo, fame and fortune here I come!

—tg

[King Bob]

Am I the only one without an IMDB page?

[The Queen]

Am I the only one without an IMDB page?

I don’t have one, either.

[Drunk Monk]

Fortunately, the D00M charter predates IMDb or we might have included it requirements for membership. 

Now I'm curious who else here has an IMDb. Greg slays in D00MIMDb. Heck, half of my listings are due to Greg. All of tg's, cf's, PPFY's & ED's are due to Greg. The only one who's in that league is Haggis Killer and I think this is the first mention of him in years...

[Drunk Monk]

Vaginal weightlifter accused of assaulting census taker on Cumming Parade
Rob Beschizza  7:27 am Wed Mar 25, 2026

 
Image: Kim Anami (promotional)
A vaginal weightlifter reportedly assaulted a census taker who knocked on the door of her home on Cumming Parade in Point Lookout, Australia. The accused operates popular pages on Facebook and Instagram as Kim Anami, touting a variety of sexual wellness products and demonstrating the power of her formidable flaps. Though the story is going viral now, for some reason, it's a few years old.

Police will allege the 50-year-old was upset when the ABS worker knocked on her door, leading to her attacking the woman. 
'It will be alleged that around 2.15pm on August 21, a 60-year-old Point Lookout woman was assaulted at an address on Cumming Parade,' police said in a statement.
'She was not physically injured as a result of the assault.'

The Courier Mail in Australia later reported that she could "escape punishment over the bizarre alleged assault of a Census worker on North Stradbroke Island by simply apologising." Elsrewhere, it was reported that mediation smoothed things over.
I decided to search of the U.S. trademark office records for Anami and found a dazzling array of registrations such as "Vaginal Kung Fu", "Happy Endings" (herbal extracts), "The Nymph Collection", "The Glee Spot", "Shiva Wands", "Gush", "Sex Juice","Sex Nectar", "Medidate, Masturbate, Create" and "Well-Fucked Woman". If Morrissey's autobiography deserved immediate elevation to the Penguin Classics, surely Kim should get a shot?

[Greg]

Woohoo, SCANDAL! All news is good news.

Plus I need a t-shirt with "The Power of her formidable flaps" on it.

[Drunk Monk]

Woohoo, SCANDAL! All news is good news.

Plus I need a t-shirt with "The Power of her formidable flaps" on it.

Not "Well-Fucked Woman"? I think you'd look good in a T-shirt that says that. A salmon-colored shirt with purple text in comic sans font.

[Greg]

Just the fact she lives on Cumming parade......

[Drunk Monk]

You should do another doc!

Iron Vagina has a better ring to it than Iron Crotch.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Vagina of Steel sounds better

[Greg]

Wow! Someone in Manahawkwin watched the entire film. Probably saw the post credit scene and everything.

[Drunk Monk]

Manahawkwin isn't a real place. 

You just made that up.

It's ok Greg.

The world wasn't ready for the Iron Crotch doc....

...but Iron Vagina

[Greg]

Manahawkwin is totally real. It's where my Canadian girlfriend lived back in High School.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Mana Hawkwind? More 70’s Prog-Rock?

[thatguy]

Isn't it near the Miskatonic?

--tg