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I took some video of an Elk with a chair caught on his antlers. The video I uploaded has received over 26K views. Two of the local TV stations requested permission to use the video. This morning I received a note from Fox News asking for permission to air the video across all their platforms.
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(02-24-2026, 04:02 PM)Greg Wrote: I took some video of an Elk with a chair caught on his antlers. The video I uploaded has received over 26K views. Two of the local TV stations requested permission to use the video. This morning I received a note from Fox News asking for permission to air the video across all their platforms.
Don't forget to add it to your IMDB page!
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Sweet! Monetize those antlers.
That was a good video. I watched it a few times.
It would be improved with Yakkity Sax as the soundtrack.
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(02-24-2026, 06:40 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote: It would be improved with Yakkity Sax as the soundtrack.
If it were posted on YouTube, you could sax it up easily...https://bennyhillifier.com
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I could not get that https://bennyhillifier.com to work. I was hoping to Benny Hillify this:
Having a sad.
Ok, just watched that video again and I am happy again.
I love how nonchalantly PPFY takes his position as the Iron Crotch Starting Block ® like he does this everyday and ho hum, here's another one. Also how KB is front and center with those killer shades grinning like its some affirmation about how the world should be.
That was a glorious moment, my brothers. It's one of the KFTC stunts of which I am the most proud.
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Best (and only) 40th Birthday ever!
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Just got a DM from Hannah at KCBS Fresno. She wanted to know if I was available for an interview. I am totally Oakhurst Famous at this point.
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Clearly your quest for crotch fame has been misguided. It shoulda been elk all along.
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Totes! The film crew is coming by at Noon for the interview.
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Milk the elk!
Hope they can shoot you with your Iron Crotch poster in the background. That'd be good promo placement.
Break a leg!
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Might break out the Got Qi t-shirt.
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Slap a ‘Stro sticker on your forehead, too!
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(02-26-2026, 01:42 PM)Dr. Ivor Yeti Wrote: Slap a ‘Stro sticker on your forehead, too!
And cover up the Stro tattoo? I don't think so.
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(02-26-2026, 02:36 PM)Greg Wrote: (02-26-2026, 01:42 PM)Dr. Ivor Yeti Wrote: Slap a ‘Stro sticker on your forehead, too!
And cover up the Stro tattoo? I don't think so.
Everyone who has a Stro tattoo has it as a tramp stamp. Stro wanted it that way. But I could see how that might rub off on your forehead.
So when will we get to see this Greg+Elk segment?
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Supposedly they will air the interview tonight during the 5 o'clock hour. I'll be getting a text when it airs.
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