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Iron Crotch
Oh, the Tus. Mrs. Gm Tu has been using the Iron Crotch trailer in her long form videos with GM Tu. I was thankful they were promoting the film, but they've kind of jumped the gun by saying we are in festivals. Not quite yet.

I watched one of the Long Forms yesterday and was kind of confused by the trailer in their video. It didn't seem quite right. The music was really loud and way off. And there seemed to be bits missing. I checked it against the actual trailer to see if maybe I had screwed up the music and mis-remembered some cuts.

Nope. The music in the trailer is fine. And the cuts were done by Mrs. GM Tu. She has removed anything that is not GM Tu related like the other masters doing Iron Crotch or Ms. Jade egg talking about Jade Egg. Oh, dear.
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Just checked my Analytics for Iron Crotch and discovered someone in West Hollywood watched the doc for 4 seconds. That doesn't even get you by the warning.
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(11-15-2025, 02:29 PM)Greg Wrote: Just checked my Analytics for Iron Crotch and discovered someone in West Hollywood watched the doc for 4 seconds. That doesn't even get you by the warning.

premature ironcrotchjulation
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Things are looking up. Someone in Everett, Massachusetts just watched Iron Crotch for 21 seconds!
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(11-22-2025, 01:38 PM)Greg Wrote: Things are looking up. Someone in Everett, Massachusetts just watched Iron Crotch for 21 seconds!

You should make a leaderboard and give out a prize to the winner as a promotional gimmick

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We have a new entrant in West Hollywood with 8 seconds!
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4 + 21 + 8 = less than a minute yet.
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Phew. I was getting a little gun-shy. Someone in Ashland watched 95% of the film or 1 hour and 23minutes. Why they couldn't watch the final four minutes, I do not know.
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(12-02-2025, 09:59 AM)Greg Wrote: Phew. I was getting a little gun-shy. Someone in Ashland watched 95% of the film or 1 hour and 23minutes. Why they couldn't watch the final four minutes, I do not know.

They missed the post-credit scene!?!

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(12-02-2025, 10:04 AM)thatguy Wrote: They missed the post-credit scene!?!

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Very few viewers have made it to the post credit scene.
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There's a post credit scene?
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Duh. Have you even seen a movie?
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I saw the first 10 seconds…
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Today's watch time from Durango, Colorado was 1 minute and 33 seconds.
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(12-02-2025, 11:53 AM)Drunk Monk Wrote: There's a post credit scene?

I haven't seen it, but I bet it's just a silent close up of Greg eating shwarma and pondering.

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