It's my martial arts world

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I think I just wet myself from laughing. I wish we owned cats.

[Drunk Monk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWhByQuLSPI

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

to be the guy who lost to the limbless guy?

[cranefly]

I'm sure I could outpoint him in a mixed martial arts match.
I'd just keep running around him and kicking him from a distance.
Yeah, I could outpoint him -- as long as I stayed clear of his pounces....

--cranefly

[Drunk Monk]

...y'all remember Crippled Masters, right? It made Maxim's top ten MA flick list.
http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/vi...spx?film=3

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I will way in.

Want to start your own martial arts School but don't know where to begin?

I give you this:

MAS Generator

[The Queen]

I checked out that link, and it suggested "The School of the Whirlwind. It has a popular reputation for mercilessness, and has a casual, but important, focus on travel skills."

Sounds like an appropriate school for me. I do could use martial arts travel skills -- perhaps there's a particular technique to deal with other people's misbehaving children (especially the seat kickers and those having ear-splitting tantrums), talkers who won't shut up even after you're pointedly ignoring them, sleepers who invade what limited personal space you've got, etc.

[The Queen]

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.p...kegrimoire

Same as above with an interesting variation. I'd love the ingredients and wording for some of these. And I'm sure that DM would find them helpful for dealing with his Prius. :-)

[Drunk Monk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gb-OasHUWc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrx9UM06rQ8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULUVYZjsqG8
http://www.puma.com/holiday/pindex.jsp

[King Bob]

is what kind of shoes the Ninjas were wearing

[Drunk Monk]

Criminal 'monks'
Tuesday, 5th December 2006, 23:53
LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - A group of nineteen Chinese men have been detained by police after conning people out of money by impersonating monks.

The detainees are part of a group of 50 men who have been selling fake or shoddy goods in the district of Wuhou, in the city of Chengdu.

The group have shaved heads and wear monk robes and claim to be from the "Shaolin Temple Martial Arts Performing Troupe".

A local police officer said: "They aren't monks, they are con artists."

Intimidated residents notified police of the group's activities, and when they arrived on the scene they found the gang attacking journalists who had been trying to film them.

Around 180 officers were called to the scene and gave chase when the 'monks'

sped off in two vehicles. Only 19 members were detained and the others are under investigation.

http://www.lse.co.uk/BizarreNews.asp?Cod...inal_monks

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I bet we could pass. Who wouldn't believe the brotherhood was a sect of Shaolin monks?

[Drunk Monk]

...and there's more in successive pages.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Dm, our own shaolin monk. How sweet.

[Drunk Monk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Lsbs7JTaM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STmres_Q3mA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pkMC-A9O34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAn6_aFdano
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUbsuYBJIRw