Mermaidia

[Drunk Monk]

It's the sequel to Fairytopia and I'm pleased to report that while the Barbie franchise surely has the bank to use state of the art CG animation, they've stuck to that cheap, low level stuff that made Fairytopia work. I mean really, Barbie is a doll. She should move stiffly. Her flesh should look plastic and unnatural. And her whole world should be so too. This is a true sequel, picking up right where Fairytopia left off (and opening the door for another sequel). What is it about little girls and mermaids? Even my wife can't explain it to me. The previews reveal that even more Barbie DVDs are coming in the fall - 12 Princesses, which looks like a lot of classical music and ballet, and Barbie's Diary, which capture Barbie forming a rock band in high school. I can hardly wait. Oh, and there's also a live tour of Fairytopia coming.

Greg and I met Barbie once. It was in between meeting Spiderman and Captain America. Maybe Greg can post those pictures someday...

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Go back to meat. The veggies are addling your brain. Look under stray photos. Or couldn't you get passed the ass?



But for those with ADD

[Haggis Killer]

Why does Greg look so dang happy?

[Drunk Monk]

See now, the thing about fencing is that you don't get knocked out near enough. Driving your fist, or elbow, or knee, or foot, or whatever, into your opponent's skull is *not* part of the game. Where's the fun in that?

Actually I was hoping for that DM vs. Captain America shot, but the DOOM Barbie sammich was good too.

[cranefly]

So.... Barbie is real?!

[El Dingo]

Yes Barbie is real.

I grew up with her until she married a rich mortgage broker and moved out.

[Drunk Monk]

I'm sure I'm the only one here who *really* got that last post - and it was funny, I even chuckled under my breath - but bro, do you find yourself laughing a lot when no one else is?

P.S. Only a real woman of Barbie's magnitude could ever take on the both DM and Greg at once.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I was looking for a chunk of Barbie reviews and failed to find them. Did I just dream them while I was on the roof watching Ichi the killer?

Barbie's Thumbelina has been released and I need to know if it is worth renting. Pom Daddy, are you listening?

[Drunk Monk]

So.... Barbie is real?!

Barbie meets anime girl.



Both are body manipulators. 19 year-old Anastasiya Shpagina = anime girl. 21 year-old Valeria Lukyanova = Barbie. Barbie is internationally known for her work.
See http://youpouch.com/2012/10/12/86163/ (japanese site, of course) for more pix

[cranefly]

That is so fake.

You can tell from a mile away that it's artificial turf they're sitting and standing on.