My job is not so bad...

[Drunk Monk]

...I just interviewed David Carradine. It was short phoner, but we even talked a little about my all time fav flick of his Death Race 2000!

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Speaking of jobs...HK, how's the new job?

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I worked with Carradine. Twice. I'm sure he'll remember. Ask him if his license plate still reads IKUNGFU.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

...and Greg is the guy who stole his teeth.

[Drunk Monk]

...but I thought I'd share it with the rest of you. Wish I knew about the IKUNGFU vanity plate. As for the teeth, got it covered. 8)

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/ar...rticle=779

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

It's been up for a while. I will post picture as soon as I find the negative.

[Drunk Monk]

the back story:
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/magazine...rticle=100
http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/ar...?article=5
stayed tuned. more 2 come...

[Drunk Monk]

http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/ar...rticle=795

there will be two more installments. it was a very productive interview. part two will be on stands in february.

[Drunk Monk]

So my boss goes to Beijing recently and visits with the Chinese Health Qigong Ass. CHQass is an emerging international body, which may well be the new recipient of the gov't support previously allocated to wushu for their failed olympic bid. CHQass mimicked the wushu model a bit too closely - it even holds qigong competitions which could be potentially more boring than tai chi competitions. Anyway, my boss brings back a gift from the org, a qi tie! That's right - a tie infused with qi to empower the wearer. It came in a spectacular red box with a rainbow holographic CHQass logo. The tie itself is made of fine silk, bright with with red swirlies, and has a CHQass logo tucked discreetly under the flap (good for flashing if anyone asks). It looks like what might happen if you microwaved a plate of peppermint candies. I can hardly wait to bust it out. You *KNOW* I'll be rocking it for our KFM tournament. It'll be better than my extensive Garcia tie collection for that event.

P.S. part 3 of RZA: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/article.php?article=808">http://ezine.kungfumagazine.com/ezine/a ... rticle=808</a><!-- m -->

[Drunk Monk]

I just got handed a Jackie Chan Collection XTreme cap by Mrs. Iron Crotch. It's denim blue with red embroidery, including Jackie's Dragon symbol under the brim. It's got that distressed look and a super long brim. Not my colors really, but it's free.

I'm still hoping for some JC Collection shirts.

[The Queen]

Sometimes it pays to be nice to the people you meet; never know what opportunities they might turn into.[ATTACHMENT NOT FOUND]

[Drunk Monk]

It's a sample out of some gorgeous hardwood, nice and slim, yet very resilient. This will be my new pillow sword. Perk of the job.

Some get to drive subs. I get a new sword.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Is pillow sword a euphemism? And what happened to the old one?

[Drunk Monk]

The old one is still under the bed, waiting to be swapped out.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

I hadn't actually. But I could guess. Doesn't mean I can't allude . .