BOO! @ BGC

[Drunk Monk]

You had me at Dalwhinnie.

It's strictly medicinal, mind you. 

And I'm almost out, maybe two more shots. 

[Drunk Monk]

10/26/18

Headed up to BGC after a stop at our MacBeth ranch to check on our contractor.  I've got a list of acts so figured I'd post them here, just to keep track:
David Steven - 6-6:45
Falcons - 6:45-7:45
Dombresky - 7:45-8:45
Habstrakt - 8:45-9:45
Mercer - 9:45-10:45
Malaa - 10:45-11:45
Afrojack - 11:45-1:00AM

Of course, all of you are familiar with all of these famous EDM acts.  Honestly, I only know Afrojack, but I think Maestro Chicken Knickers used to teach at Habstrakt, right?  

I'll probably post during the show because I'll be bored and can.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Truth. He absconded from Habstrakt, though, and is now famous for kickin wiccans.

[Drunk Monk]

I gotta be the oldest in the house tonight. Maybe the janitor is older. Decent costumes for far - young ladies flaunting thongs and underboob halters, so many gay guys making me want to wear knickers and fence yetis. Several RMer donned onesies but everyone put them half on

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Hah! Enjoy your Habskatalogical edm. I’m goin for dinner on the quiet west side while you languish at Civic Center, land of public urination and schizophrenia.

[Drunk Monk]

The pound continues. Not sure who is on. Don’t care

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Some creative costumes though. A few clever ones. Kids are having fun. Lots of blown pupils. I got a bindle off security and enjoyed trying to cajole any Rmers to split it with me. Everyone flinched except one dude home wanted it all.

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Halloween theme is big in the mix. That’s working for me.

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Dm - we should get some hand sanitizer at table service.
RMer - okay next run


Time goes by. Patron comes up and pukes in our garbage can. Rmers rush to help. Sudden burst catches them in the splatter. 

Dm - told ya we needed hand sanitizer.

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Sitting next to a barfing Bunny - a white rabbit no less. I gave her my hair tie

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No political satire costumes. I find that very disturbing.

[Drunk Monk]

Afrojack is alright. Some nice builds & drops. Enjoyable.

[Drunk Monk]

All in all, a good night for me. I didn’t have to do much more than pose and give a little inservice of self defense breakholds. It was odd not having any real accomplices, but such is RM for dm nowadays. DM regrets not taking more drugs. There was more left in his pocket - much more. There was dinner provided, which was pretty much just white flour carbs, almost druggish for pre-diabetics. 

The drive home was deliciously foggy turning the 1 into night driver (one of the only video games dm liked because ed never humiliated him playing it). The last 10 Miles were rough because it was so late and I was fading, plus there’s no decent all night diner otw.

Just woke in time to make practice (been training for my masters visit) got home and crashed with the cat. Caturday catnap. Getting ready for tonight’s complete change of sound...

[Drunk Monk]

Final 2018 thought - the parking lot @ civic center issued me an exit ticket with my CRV license number on it.  That kinda tripped me out.  I'm happy about it, because I claim parking for a non-profit like RM on my taxes and I suppose that confirms my claim even more.  Nevertheless, it's creepy in that Orwellian way.

[Drunk Monk]

Headed up again in a few hours.  Armed with my trusty disco-ball mask, as well as my custom-made skull with wig and top hat.  I grabbed the skull on a lark, thinking about Brother Dan.  It occurred to me that I could use the top hat with the disco-ball mask to be a sort of psychedelic edm Tuxedo Mask, so I searched for a light-up rose at the Party store at lunch, but to no avail.  

Here's the line-up:

2019 LINEUP

13 // ALYX ANDER  // BLACK TIGER SEX MACHINE // DIMITRI VEGAS & LIKE MIKE // DROELOE // FLOSSTRADAMUS B2B 4B // GAMMER // JVNA // K?D // RAVELL // SAYMYNAME // WHAT SO NOT

 
I've heard Flosstradamus before. They have that tune that goes 'boots&pants&boots&pants&boots&pants&boots&pants&boots&pants&boots&pants&boots&pants'.  I'm not lying.

[Drunk Monk]

Turns out that’s the line up for the whole weekend, tonight & tomorrow, & floss is tomorrow. 

It’s very scaled down. Stage is minimal, no side stages. Ravell is on now playing to less than 100. The night is young.

I’m on a team with Charlet & Crystal.

[Drunk Monk]

13
Dressed like a ninja.
Droppin bombs
Not bad

Lots of ass hanging out, big ass, not really my style. Dan woulda loved it tho.

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Gamer ... meh

The quality of ass has improved. Costumes are mediocre overall. Just had a cute ninjette & Pokémon ask me to take their pic. I shoulda taken one with them. I added my top hat and realized it’s kinda tuxedo mask but saw some sailor suit Gals and they didn’t acknowledge

[Drunk Monk]

Whoever is on stage now just dropped the crappiest version of Cranberries Zombie. 

This crowd is so azn. Anyone with a yellow fever fetish (ppfy) should really check it out.

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Lots of azns rocking folding fans. I have a metal spoked Kung fu fan, but I should bring one of our cheap bamboo ones to edms in future. 

Saymyname ... meh

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Just dropped a patient off at main Med. It reeks of barf. Essence of Rock Med

[Drunk Monk]

Found some sailor guardians 
Sailor Venus is puking in an emesis bag

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

I ain’t no rice queen.