Throwing a Rock Through the Window of Our Soul

[Drunk Monk]

i cannibalized glynch's design and now have a taller pomdoor that the pom actually uses. fun with the sawzall. it's not nearly as straight - especially my corner cuts - but that's what caulk is for.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Kudos to you, padawan DM. I guess it's time for you to get started on that gazebo.

[thatguy]

Does the pom really need a gazebo?

--tg

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Who would not bow at the feet of Jingles and give him all that he wants? Certainly not the DM. First clue, check for pants.

[Drunk Monk]

glynch was all 'it's a rat' but then who was petting pom belly? awwwww, good dog.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

There I was sitting on the ground surrounded by the detritus of a destroyed wall, looking for tools in the dark all for the sake of hairy tribble. Okay, there was a little scrilla involved.

[Drunk Monk]

...especially when you consider it took me an entire day to do what you did in an hour or two. but still, it was fun. sawzalls are fun.

tribbles don't have feet. we'll shave him down again and he'll look like an adorable husky pup again.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Mongo only does as he is told. Of course sawzalls are fun. Especially if you get the one with the folding stock. Yum. You should compare stories with the Queen. She is also deeply enamored of the sawzall.

It would have been a lot quicker if I had had the sawzall with me. Grrrrrrr.

How did we get from talk about Obama and broken windows to tribble portals? It just doesn't parse.

[Drunk Monk]

ED was bold enough to hang an Obama poster. He gets his window broke but Obama gets elected.

DM gets a dog for his kid. He gets robbed.

The Glynch cuts a hole in DM's house, insults his dog and bills him for it. Payback is a bitch, bro, a PMSing bitch with an axe.
:axe:

[The Queen]

This has nothing at all to do with this thread, but it was the last place the sawzall was mentioned so....

Just wanted to post that I got to play with the sawzall today, and, strange person that I am, it really made my day. Don't know why I get such a big kick out of it. You know, there's very few things that get me away from the computer, especially when we're just two weeks from a major release and I've got nine billion projects I'm juggling. Turns out, all it takes to pry me away is the opportunity to turn tree limbs and branches into piles of sawdust and twigs.

[Drunk Monk]

not rocks like the kind you throw through the window of your soul.

rocks like the kind you pay someone to cut a hole in your house just to get schooled on sawzall use and in the end, you feel like you got a pretty good deal.

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Come on down to the Lynch Manor. Today, I'm cutting down a tree into the neighbor's yard. Plenty of sawzall work for everyone. Then there will be the concrete pouring and the routing and the board nailing and the concrete pier removal . . . . .

[cranefly]

I smell a marketing opportunity.

Combination network router/sawzall

Combination refrigerator/sawzall

Combination bookcase/sawzall

Combination hybrid car/sawzall

And my guilty-pleasure favorite:
Combination sawzall/sawzall

[Greg_phpbb3_import1]

Greg and the Axe and the Sawzall: 1, Trees: 0.

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

Don't get cocky; trees take the long view. Start looking over your shoulder in a a few decades.