Iron Crotch

[Drunk Monk]

Is there grunting? Because in my head, the soundtrack to anything Iron Crotchy should have grunting.

[Greg]

So much grunting.

[thatguy]

Should I be alarmed when I see that ironcrotch_doc is following me on instagram?

—tg

[Drunk Monk]

[Greg]

Should I be alarmed when I see that ironcrotch_doc is following me on instagram?

—tg

Always.

[Greg]

I'm just at the point when I'm going to finish the sound adjustments when I realize I've made a mistake and go through the film again. Good times. I am uploading this film today, goddammit. And, no, I don't want to hear the narrators voice saying, "He did not upload the film today"

[Greg]

Around 6pm, I'll be sharing DM"s Iron Crotch and Vagina.

[Drunk Monk]

Screw the Iron Vagina. What we need are articulate vaginas!

Around 6pm, I'll be sharing DM"s Iron Crotch and Vagina.

Wait… DM is hardly even in there. Just one pic & the 2nd to last credit. 

That this needs is more DM!

Srsly now, I’ll email you some constructive criticisms later today.

[Greg]

Screw the Iron Vagina. What we need are articulate vaginas!

Wait… DM is hardly even in there. Just one pic & the 2nd to last credit. 

That this needs is more DM!

And whose fault is that?

[Drunk Monk]

Screw the Iron Vagina. What we need are articulate vaginas!

Wait… DM is hardly even in there. Just one pic & the 2nd to last credit. 

That this needs is more DM!

And whose fault is that?

Yours obvs Mr. Documenter dude!

[Greg]

Spending the day ripping apart a sequence about calligraphy and painting before DM can yell at me about it. (Also spending a considerable amount of time not doing that because it's a pain in the ass)

[Greg]

Screw the Iron Vagina. What we need are articulate vaginas!

Wait… DM is hardly even in there. Just one pic & the 2nd to last credit. 

What this needs is more DM!****

And whose fault is that?

Yours obvs Mr. Documenter dude!

Well film yourself hanging some weight and I'll pop it right in. Nothing under a 100 pounds, of course.

***Typo fixed.

[Drunk Monk]

Screw the Iron Vagina. What we need are articulate vaginas!

Wait… DM is hardly even in there. Just one pic & the 2nd to last credit. 

What this needs is more DM!****

And whose fault is that?

Yours obvs Mr. Documenter dude!

Well film yourself hanging some weight and I'll pop it right in. Nothing under a 100 pounds, of course.

***Typo fixed.

Doing all the preliminary research doesn’t count for anything anymore. That’s gratitude for ya.

I did train iron body, iron palm & iron finger for a while. Didn’t get far with the body or palm but I could do 3 finger push ups clapping in between for a while (there’s video).
Now it just means that I go through keyboards quickly.

[Greg]

Mrs. GM Tu said she thought the film was excellent, so I think I'm all full with critiques at this point. Plus, the Queen said, "Oh, good, you finished. Congratulations." My head is all sorts of swollen.

Although, Mrs. GM Tu did say the portrait I had for Damo wasn't Damo. And another reviewer went to the hospital with cellulitis rather than watch DM's Iron Crotch but I think I can do without his viewpoint. He seems weak.

Onward.

[Drunk Monk]

I was going to tell you about that Tamo error. That’s Zhong Kui - which is a grevious error considering the popularity of the videogame.