Cruz

[Drunk Monk]

That's not very neighborly

Right? It says ‘guest’. Feckin aliens.

[cranefly]

At least you can steal wifi again.

password protected. 

Have you tried 5fH3122784d3ru0sz21?

Just trying to be helpful...

[Drunk Monk]

Have you tried 5fH3122784d3ru0sz21?

Just trying to be helpful...

Um...no.

I'll give that a try when I get home.  

[Drunk Monk]

Have you tried 5fH3122784d3ru0sz21?

 
incorrect password

[Greg]

It's probably lower case h rather than upper case H

[cranefly]

This could become the longest thread ever.

[Drunk Monk]

Hail Verve! HAIL!

So earlier this week, when I was at my mom's, Stacy woke up to fire engine sirens.  She got up and walked to Verve at daybreak, as is her habit, and it was Verve.  One of the roasters got overloaded and burst into flame.  Verve has been growing exponentially, opening new outlets in Palo and Tokyo, and moving so much bean that they had to rent another roastery's roaster recently to keep up with the demand.  They just launched a very pricey instant that is so wildly popular that it sold out immediately. Stacy was going to get some for Yose, but it's really expensive and unavailable. Fortunately, she's a regular there, and whilst the three fire engines were putting out the fire, a barista spotted her and comped her some coffee.  Because the fire engines used a spray retardant, Verve lost a whole batch of stored beans.  Clean up was still in progress this morning.  

The barista turnover has been rapid.  We love Verve for so many reasons, but they are going through growing pains now and that is affecting their local service.  So we're also patronizing Cat Cloud, and our new fav hipster cafe, 11th Hour, which is downtown (they make fancy avocado toast).

It's probably lower case h rather than upper case H

nope.  still incorrect.  you guys are no help at all.  wth?

This could become the longest thread ever.

which begs the question - what is the longest thread here, i wonder? im guessing it's 'my martial world'.

[Greg]

Enough of this blather. Let's talk about important stuff. Coffee? Feh?

You've lived in the Cruz long enough (You too, TG) that you should know where Tom Lehrer lives by now. Get me his address so I can stalk him

[Drunk Monk]

he lives right next door to steinbeck's old place.

ask yer mom.

[Greg]

You are dead to me.

[Drunk Monk]

You are dead to me.

old news...

[Dr. Ivor Yeti]

he lives right next door to steinbeck's old place.

ask yer mom.

That was a wicked riposte. Well done!

[Greg]

Coal for both your stockings.

[Drunk Monk]

he lives right next door to steinbeck's old place.

ask yer mom.

That was a wicked riposte. Well done!

Yaaassssss! Every once in a while I need to muster a riposte to break up all the counterattacks. Like Stro used to say - have your bread & butta shot and mix it up with some rope-a-dope stuff so they forget your bread & butta shot. Then hit em again with your bread & butta shot. Stro was so wise. Someone should make a documentary...

Coal for both your stockings.

Cole couldn’t fit his pinky toe in one of my stockings. He tried, claiming he thought I was Deb, but it was a whole lotta nope.

Dm drops da mike.

[Greg]

Is that a euphemism? Because ewww.