05-06-2009, 01:58 AM
That sounds like it (the tofu-noodle, not the cat-turd). I was pretty sure it was some plumbers pipe-sealing tape that was left near the cutting-board.
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.