04-20-2009, 12:16 PM
I forgive you all. I realize it's all a wicked conspiracy hatched by Miley Cyrus. She killed my rabbit because she thinks Alice in Wonderland is 'perverted' and all about drugs. She infected your minds and turned you against me. I told you all not to use 'best of both worlds' as your ringtones. There's a subliminal message when you play it backwards. It's says 'betray drunk monk' over and over again. Replace that ringtone right now with something more useful. My ringtone is Ride of the Valkyrie. Best. Ringtone. Ever.
It's more fallout from that whole chink-eye thing she did. She's out to get me, that Miley.
It's more fallout from that whole chink-eye thing she did. She's out to get me, that Miley.
Shadow boxing the apocalypse