Tara Wisdom

[Drunk Monk]

this morning over b-fast, t was struggling with some division homework. dm tried to demonstrate carrying numbers in division with some pocket change, but it was going nowhere. t turned over the homework sheet and started to draw. dm asked why, to which t replied 'roger (the teacher) said we should draw on the back'. okaaaaay, that's that expensive hippie progressive school we've got her in. then dm looks at the drawing. it's a strange alien monster akin to a cockroach with the word DOOM written over it in clear concise capital letters. dm is understandably startled.

'why'd you write that?'
'i dunno' she replies and looks back at dm with one of those childlike stares you see in horror movie. if DOOM was a horror movie, this scene would surely be in the trailer.

beware strange alien monster akin to cockroaches...