03-30-2026, 09:55 AM
It was another night of basement inna dancehall. Brudda Ben was my main accomplice but also my KF cousin John, who was celebrating his birthday for a party weekend dubbed the Jon-athon, my other Kung Fu cousin Gigi who is quite the dancer and showed up with her bf(?) who she has yet to introduce me too (kinda awkward), and the young couple from iai that joined us for my birthday at China Cats (this was their first reggae and they took to it just like I knew they would).
There was a big country line dancing gathering happening outside. Ben was into it, as he partakes of that sometimes and knew the dance instructor. We watched for a bit until the sound clash was harassing my buzz way too much and we had to retreat back inside to the shelter of the dancehall. Brudda Ben (who knows everyone) bumped into this stunning diva, Nani(?), in the beer line who is the assistant to the DA that he knew from work.
DM was in the thick, dancing alongside too many divas. One gal - Tammy - was shimmying up way too close, and when dm took a video, she grabbed his liephone and him for a selfie pose. Will post that on IG later. Her bf showed up later and made DM thankful he didn't ask about deodorant. Not going there, not falling in that trap again, but it was fun while it lasted. Then there was the young hawt threesome, which was a moment that DM also kinda wished he caught on video because it was so surreal. Brudda Ben bore witness. The lead hawtty shimmied up to DM and said "I like your dancing" which is absurd because DM skanks like St. Vitus. Dm quickly checked around him for other bfs, but only saw her squad, two more hawtties, close behind him. DM was caught off guard and has since thought of several witty comebacks beyond the "Thanks!" he said at the time. Bottome line - t'ings hawt inna dancehall.
Then at the end, as DM was coming out to the bathroom, a fight broke out. A dude who was the ex-housemate of some gal (who was with her date) threw a glass of water in her face then punched her on the nose. She went down. DM hesitated because when he's not wearing a radio, he tends to avoid getting involved, but Brudda Ben jumped in, puling DM into the fray. We separated them along with a few others, and DM helped escort the due outside while Ben comforted the victim and helped her call the cops. The cops arrived. The dude who threw the punch was too stupid and had hung out, so the cops put him in custody and took a lot of statements. It was a bummer end of the evening, but Ben will stand out as the hero of the night - good on him.
Next Outernational is in April on a Friday when I can go, and it'll be outside again. Looking forward to that. Outernational is my fav Rasta Cruz event.
There was a big country line dancing gathering happening outside. Ben was into it, as he partakes of that sometimes and knew the dance instructor. We watched for a bit until the sound clash was harassing my buzz way too much and we had to retreat back inside to the shelter of the dancehall. Brudda Ben (who knows everyone) bumped into this stunning diva, Nani(?), in the beer line who is the assistant to the DA that he knew from work.
DM was in the thick, dancing alongside too many divas. One gal - Tammy - was shimmying up way too close, and when dm took a video, she grabbed his liephone and him for a selfie pose. Will post that on IG later. Her bf showed up later and made DM thankful he didn't ask about deodorant. Not going there, not falling in that trap again, but it was fun while it lasted. Then there was the young hawt threesome, which was a moment that DM also kinda wished he caught on video because it was so surreal. Brudda Ben bore witness. The lead hawtty shimmied up to DM and said "I like your dancing" which is absurd because DM skanks like St. Vitus. Dm quickly checked around him for other bfs, but only saw her squad, two more hawtties, close behind him. DM was caught off guard and has since thought of several witty comebacks beyond the "Thanks!" he said at the time. Bottome line - t'ings hawt inna dancehall.
Then at the end, as DM was coming out to the bathroom, a fight broke out. A dude who was the ex-housemate of some gal (who was with her date) threw a glass of water in her face then punched her on the nose. She went down. DM hesitated because when he's not wearing a radio, he tends to avoid getting involved, but Brudda Ben jumped in, puling DM into the fray. We separated them along with a few others, and DM helped escort the due outside while Ben comforted the victim and helped her call the cops. The cops arrived. The dude who threw the punch was too stupid and had hung out, so the cops put him in custody and took a lot of statements. It was a bummer end of the evening, but Ben will stand out as the hero of the night - good on him.
Next Outernational is in April on a Friday when I can go, and it'll be outside again. Looking forward to that. Outernational is my fav Rasta Cruz event.
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