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Vaginal weightlifter accused of assaulting census taker on Cumming Parade
Rob Beschizza  7:27 am Wed Mar 25, 2026

 
Image: Kim Anami (promotional)
A vaginal weightlifter reportedly assaulted a census taker who knocked on the door of her home on Cumming Parade in Point Lookout, Australia. The accused operates popular pages on Facebook and Instagram as Kim Anami, touting a variety of sexual wellness products and demonstrating the power of her formidable flaps. Though the story is going viral now, for some reason, it's a few years old.

Police will allege the 50-year-old was upset when the ABS worker knocked on her door, leading to her attacking the woman. 
'It will be alleged that around 2.15pm on August 21, a 60-year-old Point Lookout woman was assaulted at an address on Cumming Parade,' police said in a statement.
'She was not physically injured as a result of the assault.'

The Courier Mail in Australia later reported that she could "escape punishment over the bizarre alleged assault of a Census worker on North Stradbroke Island by simply apologising." Elsrewhere, it was reported that mediation smoothed things over.
I decided to search of the U.S. trademark office records for Anami and found a dazzling array of registrations such as "Vaginal Kung Fu", "Happy Endings" (herbal extracts), "The Nymph Collection", "The Glee Spot", "Shiva Wands", "Gush", "Sex Juice","Sex Nectar", "Medidate, Masturbate, Create" and "Well-Fucked Woman". If Morrissey's autobiography deserved immediate elevation to the Penguin Classics, surely Kim should get a shot?