02-26-2026, 12:20 AM
(01-14-2026, 07:18 PM)Drunk Monk Wrote:(01-14-2026, 09:31 AM)Greg Wrote: The Bluff. February 26. More Karl. More Priyana. This one seems to be flying under the radar.
Priyanka with a sword?
Say no more
DM is in
It’s feeling like the Russos are done. This is a mediocre pirate adventure at best. Pryanka is a former indentured servant turned pirate captain turned fishwife (their term) trying to live a peaceful life on a small island with her sister in law and disabled son. Karl is a vengeful captain, someone Pryanka stabbed and then took his gold. Temuera is Karl’s quartermaster. The fights are ok. Pryanka sells action astonishingly well. The choreo is brutal slash, chop & stab, but not particularly fresh, and not worthy of as much screen time as it occupies. She’s left to hold all this up on her own because the rest of the cast is just phoning it in. The Bluff is Pryanka’s bat cave, full of booby traps and buried treasure. Tbis is one of those movies that’s frustrating because they have a decent cast and spent some money on the sets but it just doesn’t come together.
Not D00M recommended. Very skippable.
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