Most Memorable Date

[Drunk Monk]

Tonight I was texted by two separate hawt women. One asked if I was free to grab a beer tomorrow night (he new bf is just about to move in with her). The other invited me to an ugly sweater party at a secret location tba this Friday (she’s recently married). I’m busy tomorrow night and don’t have an ugly sweater so I declined both invites. Plus I have vows to keep.

But the twosome timing was extraordinary and made me pause.