Screeners I've been invited to but won't attend

[Drunk Monk]

No one went for the obvious toilet humor? You're slipping.

No sir. We are a sophisticated respectable brotherhood and would not stoop so low.

I don't know who I am, either.

Oh wait. This is the D00M4M. For a moment, I thought this was the sophisticated respectable forum that I also post on. My bad. 

I guess I don't know who I am either, or at least I don't know where I am.

Knock yourself out with that toilet humor, KB. I mean, you didn't post any toilet humor either so you're slipping as much as the rest of us, perhaps even more because instead of just going for it, you chose to critique. Everyone's a critic.