My job is really weird sometimes...

[Drunk Monk]

Check your dictionary. Here are some milk definitions:

any liquid resembling this, as the liquid within a coconut, the juice or sap of certain plants, or various pharmaceutical preparations.

A liquid, such as coconut milk, milkweed sap, plant latex, or various medical emulsions, that is similar to milk in appearance.

any of several nutritive milklike liquids

2. (Bot.) A kind of juice or sap, usually white in color, found in certain plants; latex. See Latex.
3. An emulsion made by bruising seeds; as, the milk of almonds, produced by pounding almonds with sugar and water

mmmm, are those chocolate chip cookies i smell?