My job sucks more than yours

[Drunk Monk]

My Monday morning telemeet with the bossmang is 2 hours. I usually last about an hour and a half until I must constrain my eyerolls, what with lunch pending. But today we were making good progress on a project in development when we noticed our website was super sluggish. Closer examination showed a massive spike in people looking at the site - double the usual number, all from Brazil. Feckn Brazilians with their waxes and jiujitsu. This isn't the first time - we already have some firewalls against them Brazilians. 

But actually it was a break at the hour and a half point. So maybe this should've been posted in the my job is not so bad thread. 

Onward Monday, onward...