03-10-2025, 10:14 PM
The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard
I don’t think it was quite as bad as Greg makes it out to be. It was just more of the same, only less so. Typical sequel really. Ryan was annoying as always. Sam phoned it in which he does whenever he gets the chance. Despite the title (and Greg’s review) there was t nearly enough Salma or her boobs (although the scene where she accused Ryan of ogling and copping a feel was kinda funny). Antonio and Morgan were wasted - they could’ve done much more but I suppose they took Sam’s lead. Same goes for Frank - one of the leading action stars in the biz in this action movie and he doesn’t do any action.
The action was ok. Lots of explosions & machine gun fire and some decent fights kineticly shot to fair effect. Wanted more from the sword fight and even more from the morning star.
Don’t get me wrong - I’m not saying it was good. I’d just save ‘stupidest plotting known to man’ for something stupider. The initial film was kinda stupid, or maybe ridiculous is a better way to say it. This was more ridiculous and worse so for it
If they make a threequel, it should just be Salma & an all female cast. I’d watch the hell out of that.
I don’t think it was quite as bad as Greg makes it out to be. It was just more of the same, only less so. Typical sequel really. Ryan was annoying as always. Sam phoned it in which he does whenever he gets the chance. Despite the title (and Greg’s review) there was t nearly enough Salma or her boobs (although the scene where she accused Ryan of ogling and copping a feel was kinda funny). Antonio and Morgan were wasted - they could’ve done much more but I suppose they took Sam’s lead. Same goes for Frank - one of the leading action stars in the biz in this action movie and he doesn’t do any action.
The action was ok. Lots of explosions & machine gun fire and some decent fights kineticly shot to fair effect. Wanted more from the sword fight and even more from the morning star.
Don’t get me wrong - I’m not saying it was good. I’d just save ‘stupidest plotting known to man’ for something stupider. The initial film was kinda stupid, or maybe ridiculous is a better way to say it. This was more ridiculous and worse so for it
If they make a threequel, it should just be Salma & an all female cast. I’d watch the hell out of that.
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