Mercury in Retrograde

[Drunk Monk]

And then I spilled all my crackers. 

I was watching TV eating some TJ knockoffs of wheat thins with my latest obsession, wild mushroom brie. Yuki was fixated on me drooling, like he does whenever I have cheese. I adjusted my position and my cracker bag flipped in exactly the wrong position, dumping all the crackers on the floor. Yuki was shocked, but politely allowed me to scoop them all up (5 second rule) and then waited for permission to eat the crumbs leftover. He can be a good dog sometimes...