The Shaolin Zone

[Drunk Monk]

When I was in the Taipei airport, I spent my last change at a drink vending machine. I got what I thought might be a bottled water called FIN. It had an image of a dolphin on it and a lot of Chinese text on it. It tasted weird. In my sleep deprived, Shaolin exhausted, pre-rona state, for a moment I wondered if this was supposed to be dolphin flavored water. 

Dolphin flavor. Like what does that even taste like?

I just looked it up and it's a Taiwanese electrolyte drink. I'm bummed I didn't grab the remainder of it when I made my quick escape from our bungalow to my mom's house. It'll surely be bad by the time I get back. I was kinda getting into it and could probably use more electrolytes right now.