Sheltering in Place

[Drunk Monk]

So after an afternoon of reading up and watching tutorials on photoshop crashes, reboots, reloads, I concluded that I needed to do the ol' uninstall>reinstall because I tried everything else discussed but that but I want to do that at home, sitting next to my main puter. 
So I switched over to writing.
So I was writing when my photoshop suddenly came back. 
So I switched gears and finished the graphic I was working on when it crashed. 
So I finished that but didn't feel up to doing the other 3 or 4 I had planned to do today.
So then I went back to what I was writing and in my haste, I closed photoshop.
So now I can't open it again.

So I see how it is. 

Photoshop is fukkin with me.