Sheltering in Place

[Drunk Monk]

That’s a dumb way to die.

But still, my uncle died shitting in a public toilet stall. That’s gotta be the shittiest way to die. I think of that whenever I’m shitting and it’s taking longer than anticipated. 

Don’t let that thought burrow into your brain like a Taylor Swift ear worm. It’s a beautiful Saturday here in the Cruz. Don’t let that thought spoil it, even for your daily shit. 

I just had a lovely eggs Benedict at seabreeze cafe. We had to leave early because Yuki got all growly when another dog showed up. It’s seabreeze policy that all dogs must be well behaved and Yuki gets defensive when there’s food to protect (even if it’s not his).

Now off to Kung Fu…