Life in Lynch Lair at Wildcat Station

[Drunk Monk]

And what are the Lynches doing for mountain lion defense? 

This is a serious question. 

Mountain lions were an issue at Mt Mad where Tara went to high school. There were times when mountain lions were sighted, and safety protocols were enforced up there. The odds of one of you getting mauled are slim, but your cats are vulnerable. We've had a mountain lion get treed about a mile or two away a few years back. And we're no where near as desolate as you.