I'm more broken than you

[Drunk Monk]

Sword canes are a felony. I have at least two. One is quite nice. The other is mediocre at best. I would never walk with either of them because both are obvious enough and that would be a dumb reason to get busted. 

I also have a chain whip cane. It unscrews into a chain whip. That one is heavy and it takes a long time to unscrew so it's not very practical as weapons go. I got that because it was such a curiosity.