09-25-2007, 10:37 PM
We have a rabbit. A white rabbit. A white rabbit named Alice. She's a rescued lab rabbit. She has an eyeball growing out of her back. Just kidding. She's very sweet. She's also huge. She's a huge white rabbit. We left her out in the yard and the feral cats all started to stalk her. Like lions in the veldt. I was ready to intervene, when Alice bumrushed the biggest feral, a monster of a cat we nicknamed Tom. Tom retreated and was totally ashamed. He tried to play it off as cats do when they experience an awkward moment, that whole 'no one saw that' attitude. But everyone did see it. We saw it. Alice saw it. Most importantly, all the other ferals saw it. There was fear in their eyes as they slowly slunk away, trying to be all nonchalant about their retreat. Alice has never been bothered by ferals since and that was years ago. Take that as a warning, CF. Stay away from my rabbit. And ED, keep your rabbit-eating parrot-scragging pit bulls away too. I love that rabbit. I love it so much that I've cleaned its damn cage every weekend for several years now. I just wish she's stop staring at me with that mutant eyeball. Ok, just kidding about that. If you ever come over to meet Alice, she'll probably keep the eyeball shut anyway and she'll look perfectly normal.
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