03-27-2022, 11:14 AM
Wow, you all got a lot going on. Up here, Tourist Mugging Season opens Easter weekend. The Festival of Tow-Trucks returns for it's 100th season. The Great Shopping Cart Migration will continue through Golden Gate Park down to Pac Bell Park and back (herds of semi-domesticated shopping carts, tended by their nomadic pastoralist herders move in slow processions, mostly at night -- magnificent creatures). The annual Running of the Nerds will take place down on Harrison & Main on June 1st (sponsored by Mountain Dew). Gay Stuff is scheduled 24/7 all over town, including several "pop-ups" [eyebrow waggling leer]. August is Barista Independence Month, with riots scheduled all over the city. That's it so far.
In the Tudor Period, Fencing Masters were classified in the Vagrancy Laws along with Actors, Gypsys, Vagabonds, Sturdy Rogues, and the owners of performing bears.