03-13-2022, 02:30 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-13-2022, 02:33 PM by Drunk Monk.)
Don't get me wrong. I cherish and respect wild animals.
But monkeys are smart. Like real smart. If I got mauled by a bear or eaten by a jaguar, I wouldn't take it personally. It's just a big predator reminding me where I really stand on the food chain. Monkeys make it personal. They mess with you, they win because they're monkeys (super agile), and then they rub it in. They stare at you - make direct eye contact - to tell you they won. They fling poo. That's like the king of personal insults.
So I never made it to the Maharishi's ashram. I think it was already abandoned by then. Now, according to this new doc, they lead tours there. I'm content to know that the Beatles walked the Lakshman jhula. I remember walking that myself, and I'm sure we shared the same wonder and reverence.
Hey wth spelchuk? Why don't you change Lakshman jhula into something like lox meat juice?
spelchuk is as bad as those ducking monkees.
Oh duck you spelchuk.
It's never ducking.
But monkeys are smart. Like real smart. If I got mauled by a bear or eaten by a jaguar, I wouldn't take it personally. It's just a big predator reminding me where I really stand on the food chain. Monkeys make it personal. They mess with you, they win because they're monkeys (super agile), and then they rub it in. They stare at you - make direct eye contact - to tell you they won. They fling poo. That's like the king of personal insults.
So I never made it to the Maharishi's ashram. I think it was already abandoned by then. Now, according to this new doc, they lead tours there. I'm content to know that the Beatles walked the Lakshman jhula. I remember walking that myself, and I'm sure we shared the same wonder and reverence.
Hey wth spelchuk? Why don't you change Lakshman jhula into something like lox meat juice?
spelchuk is as bad as those ducking monkees.
Oh duck you spelchuk.
It's never ducking.
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