The Colbert Questionert

[Drunk Monk]

[*]Best sandwich?
[*]What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?
[*]What is the scariest animal?
[*]Apples or oranges?
[*]Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
[*]What do you think happens when we die?
[*]Favorite action movie?
[*]Favorite smell?
[*]Least favorite smell?
[*]Exercise: worth it?
[*]Flat or sparkling?
[*]Most used app on your phone?
[*]You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
[*]What number am I thinking of?
[*]Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?

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[*]Best sandwich?
Grilled cheese
[*]What's one thing you own that you really should throw out?
Funk & Wagnalls Encyclopedia
[*]What is the scariest animal?
Fer de lance
[*]Apples or oranges?
Apples
[*]Have you ever asked someone for their autograph?
I have all of the Grateful Dead core four plus Jerry except for Bill. I only asked for Mickey in person, the rest were all gifted to me.
[*]What do you think happens when we die?
Oblivion. It's like when you're asleep but not dreaming.
[*]Favorite action movie?
Tough one. I'm going with Seven Samurai.
[*]Favorite smell?
Top shelf whiskey. 
[*]Least favorite smell?
gangrene
[*]Exercise: worth it?
A necessity
[*]Flat or sparkling?
Sparkling like my eyes
[*]Most used app on your phone?
IG
[*]You get one song to listen to for the rest of your life: what is it?
Scarlet>Fire. I know, I know, technically two songs but it's the jam that counts.
[*]What number am I thinking of?
9
[*]Describe the rest of your life in 5 words?
I can't even do this