11-16-2021, 11:06 AM
(glimpsed on Criterion)
Deadly Weapons (1974) by Doris Wishman
The titular weapons are the twin bazookas of one Chesty Morgan, reputed to have a 73-inch bust. I can't confirm this, but will attest to her resembling Jabba the Hut in a Bezos penis ship undergoing 5-G acceleration. I mean, there's pendulous, and then there's splat, and she seemed a whole lot of splat.
After her gangster boyfriend tries to move up the food chain and gets offed for his audacity, Chesty Morgan -- armed only with the aforesaid weapons -- sets out to get revenge.
I don't know if she succeeds, or how exactly she uses her weapons, because I didn't get past the first ten minutes -- despite making attempts on two consecutive nights.
What I did learn is that Chesty Morgan takes very long baths, she has bad teeth, and no bone structure to her face. As for her acting prowess, well, let's not even go there.
Harry Reams is in this. Likely other porn stars.
Why is this on Criterion? They're doing a Doris Wishman retrospective, honoring her for being the singular woman among the male-dominated producers of sleaze. What I think she's most noted for is great quote: "When I die, I'll make dirty movies in hell." She was very determined and prolific, I'll say that for her. Still, I wouldn't recommend going to hell just to find out what she's been making recently.
I am supremely embarrassed to report to DOOM that I wasn't able to finish this.
Deadly Weapons (1974) by Doris Wishman
The titular weapons are the twin bazookas of one Chesty Morgan, reputed to have a 73-inch bust. I can't confirm this, but will attest to her resembling Jabba the Hut in a Bezos penis ship undergoing 5-G acceleration. I mean, there's pendulous, and then there's splat, and she seemed a whole lot of splat.
After her gangster boyfriend tries to move up the food chain and gets offed for his audacity, Chesty Morgan -- armed only with the aforesaid weapons -- sets out to get revenge.
I don't know if she succeeds, or how exactly she uses her weapons, because I didn't get past the first ten minutes -- despite making attempts on two consecutive nights.
What I did learn is that Chesty Morgan takes very long baths, she has bad teeth, and no bone structure to her face. As for her acting prowess, well, let's not even go there.
Harry Reams is in this. Likely other porn stars.
Why is this on Criterion? They're doing a Doris Wishman retrospective, honoring her for being the singular woman among the male-dominated producers of sleaze. What I think she's most noted for is great quote: "When I die, I'll make dirty movies in hell." She was very determined and prolific, I'll say that for her. Still, I wouldn't recommend going to hell just to find out what she's been making recently.
I am supremely embarrassed to report to DOOM that I wasn't able to finish this.