I'm more broken than you

[Drunk Monk]

Legbone got this box of sex toys once. He bought it because included in the box was something called 'the anal intruder' and he thought that was hilarious. Also included was a butt plug. That was the first time I'd been exposed to a butt plug so I have Legbone to thank for that. He used to bring that box to MQ6 parties and threaten everyone with it. In retrospect, that's so Legbone. 

I'm glad he brought a vial of human blood to his first D00M gathering instead. So Legbone...