Mercury in Retrograde

[Drunk Monk]

When I drove up to my mom's. her newspaper was in the driveway. She's really good about picking up her newspaper every morning, so much so that her good neighbor uses it as a check and calls me when she doesn't (only happened once for T-day a few years ago when we had picked her up and brought her to the Cruz before the paper came). He's away however for the week.

It made me wonder if this was the day. 

But it wasn't. For some reason, she got two papers today. She already read the first one.